WHY BEING THE 5TH WHEEL AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST
- •When the roller coaster is a 2 seater, you get to be by yourself
- •When the roller coaster is a 4 seater, you get to be by yourself
- •Your couple friends have to do funny couple stuff in the roller coaster photo, but you can do whatever the fuck your want (unless you're sitting next to a random child, then you have to be appropriate).
- •You don't have to worry who has to buy your Dippin' Dots, because you get to buy your own Dippin' Dots.
- •You don't have to share your Dippin' Dots
- •Whenever they need a single rider, you can definitely raise your hand and then you ride the roller coaster and wait after because your friends haven't rode yet, because they're not single rider. What I'm saying is, you get to ride the roller coaster first. Fun!
- •You have to most power in how fast the teacups spin, because it's difficult for your couple friends to spin the teacup when they're holding hands.
- •You get to take the pictures of your friends, and they get to take the pictures of just you.
- •You're an emotionless husk