WHY THE POPE IS SO COOL

This Pope is dank!
  1. Dogs go to heaven
  2. Gays are ok
  3. He has a PS4
  4. He's friends with Jennifer Lawrence
  5. He has all the good snacks in his pantry
  6. He knows Travis
  7. He can hangout on weekdays
  8. He can spin a pencil around his fingers
  9. He has all the movie channels
  10. Is really good at air hockey
  11. He once traded his Electabuzz for my Bulbasaur! I told him that that was a bad trade on his part, because Electabuzz is rare, but he was like "it's ok, I want you to have Electabuzz" SO FUCKING COOL!
  12. Believes in evolution and creation