➕AMERICANS, RANKED➕

  1. 1.
    Young Americans
    All about that sax solo.
  2. 2.
    This American life
    Ira 4 Eva
  3. 3.
    American psycho (film)
    Mainly for Christian bale grooming sequence
  4. 4.
    American Idol seasons 1-8
    I don't fuck w the post-Paula years
  5. 5.
    American tune
    Garfunkel kills the harmonies
  6. 6.
    An American tail
    Best movie about Jewish mice
  7. 7.
    An American tail 2: fievel goes west
    Don't sleep on 2
  8. 8.
    American gladiators
    Nuff said
  9. 9.
    American pie (song by don McLean)
  10. 10.
    American pie (movie)
  11. 11.
    American gangster (album)
    Underrated jay z record
  12. 12.
    American psycho (book)
    First 200 pages are great. Then there Re like 400 more pages.
  13. 13.
    American pastoral
    Not my favorite Roth novel by any means. A bit safe, a bit slow, not enough sex in it.
  14. 14.
    The Americans
    Good show. Wish I understood anything that was going on in it ever.
  15. 15.
    American university
    I know some cool people who went there, but loses points for having such a generic name.
  16. 16.
    American cheese
    Probably the worst cheese. Still, it's better than no cheese.
  17. 17.
    American beauty
    I took a girl on a date to this in high school. She thought it was dumb and dumped me.
  18. 18.
    American hustle
    Eh...
  19. 19.
    American Sniper
    Suggested by   @zoe
  20. 20.
    American heart
    Somehow forgot to include this classic of the "jeff bridges ponytail years" genre
  21. 21.
    American Apparel
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  22. 22.
    American Girl
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  23. 23.
    American Airlines
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  24. 24.
    American Express
    Suggested by   @eatthelove
  25. 25.
    American Life (Madonna song)
    Suggested by   @SGGinNYC
  26. 26.
    American Woman
    (Get away from me)
    Suggested by   @erichutchinson
  27. 27.
    American Dream
    As a concept, it kinda depends who you ask
    Suggested by   @sally
  28. 28.
    American(a) music
    Suggested by   @jamie
  29. 29.
    American Dreams
    NBC Series from like 10 years ago about the Pryor family in the 60s
    Suggested by   @shayna
  30. 30.
    American Summer, Wet Hot
    Suggested by   @qfwfq