➕BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING BALD/HAVING A FULLY SHAVED HEAD➕
- •Your Jewish relatives think you've become a neo-nazi.This is the cause of much Hilarity. Tattoos help
- •People think you're tougher than you are
- •People think you're cooler than you are
- •Bouncers love youSeriously, it's like you're in a secret club. No shave headed bouncer had ever given me shit at the door.
- •You always have a "look"
- •Attractive women want to pet your headIt's like being a puppy!