1. Your Jewish relatives think you've become a neo-nazi.
    This is the cause of much Hilarity. Tattoos help
  2. People think you're tougher than you are
  3. People think you're cooler than you are
  4. Bouncers love you
    Seriously, it's like you're in a secret club. No shave headed bouncer had ever given me shit at the door.
  5. You always have a "look"
  6. Attractive women want to pet your head
    It's like being a puppy!