So I'm in the difficult and brave business of working in retail and I see so many things but these 5 make me question and rethink everything I believe in the potential of the human race
  1. Really? Your dad needs better drinking buddies or like me needs to get out there and make at least one friend other than her girlfriend
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  2. This is like the 5th ninja turtle pun anything I've seen just today. I love puns but this no, but if I hate it I guess it makes it a great pun.. Nah set fire to the shirt
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  3. Mommy needs to stop lowering her standards, sure daddy left but that doesn't mean you don't get to pick better heroes. Like like ummm amelia Earhart, Theodore Roosevelt, or Charles Manson. Sure the last one sounds bad, but he got shit done and did what he wanted to do so that's pretty inspiring. Except for the murder and brain washing
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  4. This one is the same fucking puns! Its a love/hate relationship
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  5. No, that's not how it works these are all lies. Live in the present and in reality. Sure we all want to escape and believe what we have is happiness but inside us all there is this little voice telling us to burn it all down and start new.... Yea its better to listen to the sign. Live a lie, easier than reality honestly
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