I feel like classy ladies have signature items that define them. I'm a classy lady.
  1. Signature Color
  2. Signature Move
    Running around for 30 minutes getting ready, only finding one shoe, arriving 15 minutes late and with wet hair.
  3. Signature Look
    Yesterday's mascara smudged into a dark circle.
  4. Signature Cocktail
    Half a glass of wine before being interrupted and/or falling asleep.
  5. Actual Signature
    Illegible with no actual excuse like higher education or signing frequency. Thankfully still accepted by cashier at Target.