MY SIGNATURES

I feel like classy ladies have signature items that define them. I'm a classy lady.
  1. Signature Color
    Coffee-stained
  2. Signature Move
    Running around for 30 minutes getting ready, only finding one shoe, arriving 15 minutes late and with wet hair.
  3. Signature Look
    Yesterday's mascara smudged into a dark circle.
  4. Signature Cocktail
    Half a glass of wine before being interrupted and/or falling asleep.
  5. Actual Signature
    Illegible with no actual excuse like higher education or signing frequency. Thankfully still accepted by cashier at Target.