I feel like classy ladies have signature items that define them. I'm a classy lady.
- •Signature ColorCoffee-stained
- •Signature MoveRunning around for 30 minutes getting ready, only finding one shoe, arriving 15 minutes late and with wet hair.
- •Signature LookYesterday's mascara smudged into a dark circle.
- •Signature CocktailHalf a glass of wine before being interrupted and/or falling asleep.
- •Actual SignatureIllegible with no actual excuse like higher education or signing frequency. Thankfully still accepted by cashier at Target.