My Top 5 Halloween Costumes as an Adult

  1. 5.
    Jack O'Lantern (2015)
    A last-minute costume as if a pumpkin and the Kool Aid Man had a baby.
  2. 4.
    The Doctor (2013)
    Bow ties are cool.
  3. 3.
    The Dude (2014)
    Or Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing....
  4. 2.
    Doris Murphy, Rockford Peach (2016)
    Mae, don't use my bat! Use Marla's, its heavier!
  5. 1.
    Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (and Beaker) (2012)
    This one took a month to make.