Michael Scott's Onscreen Romantic (Or Purely Physical) Relationships Ranked

  1. 1.
    Holly Flax
    They were perfect for each other.
  2. 2.
    Carol Stills
    She's his wife in real life!
  3. 3.
    Helene Beesley
    Too old!
  4. 4.
    Concierge Marie
    I still think he should have called her when he thought he had herpes.
  5. 5.
    Donna Newton
    She was hot but that relationship was a bad deal for Michael.
  6. 6.
    Jan Levinson
    She was the absolute worst.