SEQUELS THAT MUST BE WRITTEN

  1. Lilbowski
    The sequel to the Big Lebowski centering around the Dudes son, an uptight schoolboy who learns the importance of chill.
  2. The Phantom of the Phantom of the Opera
    The Phantom has died but his intangible ghost still haunts the grounds of the opera theatre now owned by arch nemesis Raoul
  3. Lost in Transmutation
    This one is more abstract, but after the world's population has been genetically mutated and turned into creatures of unspeakable disgust, Bill Murray searches endlessly for Scarlett Johansson in hope she, like him, was spared from being mutated.
  4. Inherent Lice
    A stupefied and angered Doc hunts down whoever at the daycare gave his new son, and in turn Doc himself, head lice
  5. This is the End Again
    What happens when Seth Rogen, James Franco and friends have to face it all again
  6. Me Earl and Our Baby Girl
    The cast-minus the dying girl-makes a comeback to help raise the adopted baby of Thomas and Earl, who have fallen madly, truthfully, and destructively in love.
  7. Eternal Sunshine of a Ravaged Mind
    After trying to discover the truth, Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet finally end up together, however all of the horrible experiments done on their brains has left them with a new form of dementia. Can they figure it all out again?