THINGS I POSTED ON TWITTER THAT GOT NO FAVORITES
Who needs napkins when you have socks
- •Id be okay with getting drugged if no one fucked with my body
- •If I had Applebee's every Monday, Id have diarrhea every Monday.
- •Tonight, after everyone leaves, I'm gonna pop open a bag of hot Cheetos and just sweat
- •Struggling to remain relevant inside #collegein5words
- •Cumming so hard you pee #collegein5words
- •My spirit squid is a giant one
- •Are there more chairs or more people?
- •Bed bath and go fuck yourself this line is long
- •I'm selling limited edition Coachella Kimonos. Let know if interested. Call # below VV
- •Hand sanitizer...more like hand appetizer. That shit makes my hands nice!
- •Florida's going downhill from here