WHAT MY MOM MIGHT CALL TO TELL/ASK ME

  1. Whatshername (an ex) has a new profile picture, you should like it!
  2. It's your sister's dog's birthday. She would appreciate a "shout up" on Facebook
  3. You've had the same profile picture for months, maybe post a new one—witha girl if you're dating someone
  4. Why don't you ever call?
  5. Can you identify the people in this photograph?
  6. Is there an invention for ____ yet?
  7. I think grandma might have dementia
    My Grandmother is dead