WHO I'VE BEEN WITH WHEN STUNG BY BEES
- •Dane CookYes, the man with a comedy routine of claiming he'd punch every bee in the face stood there and watched as I got stung in line at Disney Land.
- •A hula skirt dancerI approached a pretty young lady in Hawaii after her hula performance. I was ready to make some slickety shwifty moves when I stepped on a dead bee and tried to act really cool as my mom cooed and pet me as we waited for my father to come back with the needed medications. Despite a swelling throat, I still went for the number. She couldn't understand me though.
- •My best friend's sisterDuring her wedding after party. She literally just got married. And someone had to shank me with an EpiPen
- •My MotherMy first bee sting was in a fucking stroller and my mom swat the bee while it was landed on me. Like what the fuck. Who does that.
- •My ex girlfriendUnknown to me it was the day she would break up with me. But I happened to buy some tome when a bee stung me in the forearm. She ended things during my bedtime recovery.