I tried them so you don't have to.
  1. Prank calling your middle school teacher whilst in school
  2. Starting not one, but two papers at 10 pm the night before they're due
  3. Asking a guy out right before finals so that you can't go out for at least a month and have ample time to overanalyze it
    Update: spend two months getting super pumped for it and then have him avoid all communication with you!
  4. 13 shots no dinner in 30 minutes
  5. Stay in the 'I don't actually have to do this, right?' denial phase for all responsibilities