9 Ways The World Might End

The world can't keep going forever. Here are 9 possible ways it might stop.
  1. 1.
    Fish drink the ocean
    There's a lot of water in the ocean, and there are a lot of fish in that water. If the fish ever get thirsty, we're pretty much fucked, cuz there goes our entire source of water.
  2. 2.
    Zombie apocalypse caused by soap
    Big box companies like Walmart and Bed, Bath, and Beyond are a major problem. Nobody's disputing that. What people don't realize is how big a problem they are. These corporations have the power to implant the zombie virus into anything— even a bar of soap.
  3. 3.
    'Nuff said.
  4. 4.
    Anarchists take over
    The anarchists are a political party that most people ignore. Big mistake. These guys have the capability to stage a coup d'état on the entire world and install their own government. I know I'd rather die than live as a slave under a totalitarian anarchist dictatorship.
  5. 5.
    Zombie apocalypse caused by shampoo
    Make no mistake: bars of soap aren't the only personal hygiene items the zombie virus can be implanted into.
  6. 6.
    Everybody jumps at the same time
    Coincidences can be funny, romantic, or even goofy. This coincidence is DANGEROUS. If everyone on the planet jumped into the air simultaneously, the earth would almost definitely implode. Look it up.
  7. 7.
    Zombie apocalypse caused by hand sanitizer
    Pretty self-explanatory, I think.
  8. 8.
    The sun leaves
    Someday, the sun is going to be totally sick of earth's shit. When that happens, we're all going to die because we need the sun to live.
  9. 9.
    The nazis come back for revenge
    Nazis are scary as fuck. You know it, I know it. If they came back for revenge, I'd probably die of sheer fright before they even got to me.