Things that have hurt me

This is by no means an exhaustive list. In fact, it's not even close.
  1. Pavement
  2. Sunlight
  3. Broken glass
  4. Women
  5. Men
  6. Bees
  7. The 1998 American remake of "Godzilla"
  8. Alcoholism
  9. Paper
  10. A really angry parakeet named Frank
  11. Fire
  12. My father
  13. Myself
  14. Really cold water