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A story I just told myself about female hotness and corresponding ages

Note: IRL you can be hot/beautiful/WORTHY AS A HUMAN at any age so don't take this seriously.
  1. 27 is hotter than 28
  2. But 29 is hotter than 28 and 27
  3. 25 is hotter than 26
  4. 22 is way hotter than 21
  5. 20 is kind of like whatever
  6. 23 is the hottest
  7. 19 tho
  8. Despite popular belief, 17 is hotter than both 16 and 18
  9. I guess that's as young as I can allow myself to talk about
  10. You can get hot again at 40 if you sell your soul or something idk I don't have it all figured out yet
  11. Also Jane Fonda is still hot