Band Names I Would Use if I Were Musical

  1. 1.
    Maserati's at the Ivy
    Always makin it hard to get down Robertson in a timely fashion
  2. 2.
    Daily Microfoliant
    Fancy dermalogica face scrub that I can't afford but somehow @natasha can.
  3. 3.
    Unsolicited Dick Pics
    Just got my first one! It was more disgusting and offensive than I could have imagined.