1. I realized I left my ID at home.
  2. I cried.
  3. I ate a pizza the size of a whale and now I can't stop smelling like that pizza.
  4. Broke open the mini bar.
  5. Napped.
  6. I want to go home.
  7. My roommate is FedExing my ID so tomorrow I'm going to:
  8. Go to a strip club.
  9. Have sex with a prostitute.
  10. Marry a stranger.
  11. Win thousands of dollars at black jack.
  12. In other words, im going to act out HARD CORE.