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Bizarre Convo I Heard While Buying Candy During Magic Mike Xxl

Characters: man with bandana and woman with flower dress and southern accent. Both in mid 40s.
  1. Man: well, you look just like a Hawaiian princess.
  2. Woman: oh, thank you!
  3. Man: have you seen Jurassic yet?
  4. Woman: no, is it good?
  5. Man: Im here seeing it for the seventh time right now! Gonna buy it as soon as it's out on DVD.
  6. Woman: wow you must really think it's great. It's too scary for me. Too much death. In the previews, anyway.
  7. Man: well yeah, you figure with all those dinosaurs there's gonna be some death. I'm just glad God knocked them out before they obliterated the human race.
  8. Woman: *silence*