Catholic School Children Outside My Window
Real dialogue from the loud school children next door. Oddly enough, these were not all said by the same kid.
- •"I am Jesus Christ and you are Judas. Pretend that you've betrayed me."
- •"Kevin, stop, two people can't die on the cross, there is only room for one."
- •"Aaron, this is what you missed: Im Jesus. Kevin wants to be Jesus but he can't be because I called it."
- •"You guys my mom is here now, I gotta go. See you in heaven. In the name of the lord, you all will be blessed!"
- •"Noooo!!! I'm fallinnnggggg!!! Tell my family I died a peaceful death!!!"