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Catholic School Children Outside My Window

Real dialogue from the loud school children next door. Oddly enough, these were not all said by the same kid.
  1. 1.
    "I am Jesus Christ and you are Judas. Pretend that you've betrayed me."
  2. 2.
    "Kevin, stop, two people can't die on the cross, there is only room for one."
  3. 3.
    "Aaron, this is what you missed: Im Jesus. Kevin wants to be Jesus but he can't be because I called it."
  4. 4.
    "You guys my mom is here now, I gotta go. See you in heaven. In the name of the lord, you all will be blessed!"
  5. 5.
    "Noooo!!! I'm fallinnnggggg!!! Tell my family I died a peaceful death!!!"