Celebrity Run-ins Not Interesting Enough for My Autobiography

  1. Dave Navarro touched my butt
  2. Julia Roberts smiled in my direction
  3. Jennifer Aniston told me never to start smoking
  4. Will Farrell was in my backyard but I was too young to know who he was. Wished my dad had been hired to photograph a spice girl instead.
  5. Rachel Bilson's aunt works with my dad and sometimes @natasha and I get her old clothes she doesn't want anymore. They are always a little too small.