Prove me wrong!!!
- •Nobody actually ever dies.The government tells us we die one day but really at a certain point they choose when to kidnap us and store is in an underground facility or island where we just chill for eternity. Motive: if we knew we lived forever we would just be like "fuck it" and never get anything done.
- •Celebrity couples never actually get divorced.Tabloids make this up to sell magazines. Angelina and Billy Bob are still together.
- •Top sheets were created by Bed Bath and Beyond as a way to trick you into giving them more money.Brilliant: make people think they need an extra piece of fabric in addition to all the pieces of fabric they already have on their beds.
- •Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus are the same person.
- •The olsen twins are really four people.This one is from Kimmy Shmidt but I think it's genius. When they played one person they were actually two people, now that they're openly two people they must really be four.