Current Identity Crisis

  1. 1.
    Jewish holidays are coming up, am I jewish?!
  2. 2.
    Is my name Zara? Is it Z? Should I put the H back in there? Literally, who am I?
  3. 3.
    Do I want to go into slut overdrive rn or be celibate? No healthy medium for me. Ever.
  4. 4.
    Am I an alcoholic? Someone please tell me.
  5. 5.
    Do I like The Goodwife?
  6. 6.
    Am I the kind of person who wears Polo shirts or am I the kind of person who dyes her own hair purple? I can't be both! Can I?
  7. 7.
    Do I even like Lana Del Rey anymore?
    I mean yes, I will forever, but this is a real and serious identity crisis, okay?
  8. 8.
    Am I fat or skinny? I still have no idea and it's been this way since I was 12.
  9. 9.
    I am NOT someone with big boobs, and yet I have them. I don't feel like I belong in a body with big boobs.
    Note to self: mention this in therapy maybe
  10. 10.
    What is my last name? No one really knows. I don't really know.
  11. 11.
    Is Gone Girl the book that impresses me most? If so, how did this happen?
  12. 12.
    Heh this list is making me anxious.
  13. 13.
    All I know: I love Bojack Horseman.