Signs that a guy 1. just wants sex and 2. is a loser.
  1. He quotes something in French.
    Let's be clear: this man does not speak French, there's just something he really needs you to hear in French.
  2. He tells you that you're "the real deal".
    This is vague and means nothing but is still somehow easy to fall for.
  3. He volunteers his own unsolicited philosophy on love.
    "We're not FALLING in love, we're RISING in love."