1. Hair
    "And to the fella over there with the hella good hair..." Like many t swift lyrics, I cannot relate to this feeling...I have never noticed good hair on a guy. Please just have hair and wash it.
  2. Butt
    If your pants are tight enough that I can see the outline of your butt then I can tell you I'm not interested. Doesn't matter if it is big or small round or flat. And if you're naked I especially don't want your ass in my face--again, doesn't matter what it looks like.