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Z3y

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Girls You Will Meet on Tinder

Struggles of a 1/4th bi girl
  1. 1.
    "Me and my guy are looking for a third to play with!"
    Ew. He's gross.
  2. 2.
    "I have a boyfriend but he's fine with me having experiences with girls without him!"
    "Jk. He's for sure going to have to be there." Oh, good.
  3. 3.
    "Girls are soooo much better then guys, am I right? They're so soft and such better kissers."
    In person: let's just talk for ten hours and then text for six months and then go our separate ways.
  4. 4.
    "If you're just trying to hook up swipe left. I'm 27 and am done messing around. I want the real deal."
    Jeez cool it. And get off tinder.
  5. 5.
    "NO MEN. IF YOURE TRYING TO GET ME TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND SWIPE LEFT. please ladies, don't waste my time."
    Well but um I ugh fine.