Inspired by @hollis
  1. Gryffindor
    All the main characters are in this house. They're rule followers AND renegades. They're the best at quidditch.
  2. Slytherin
    The essence of evil. These guys are proud to be evil. It's in their souls and they embrace it.
  3. Ravenclaw
    Name one cool thing about Ravenclaw. It's above hufflepuff only because it's name is cooler and it has better colors.
  4. Hufflepuff
    Once this nerd said to me "that was so hufflepuff" and I thought it was the best insult ever.