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Z2y

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How I Feel About Steak

  1. Well-done
    Chewey, leathery, tastes weird. At least I can't tell it used to be a cow.
  2. Medium Rare
    Why is there red stuff? Noooooooo. The tender velvety texture is lovely, but juxtaposed with the animal blood it is just confusing.
  3. Rare
    wtf. It's like we might as well get Dexter over here for some blood-spatter analysis maybe he can determine exactly how this cow was killed. Personally I like to not be thinking about murder when consuming my food.
  4. Note: im not against eating meat I just don't understand it!!!!!!