1. Compulsively get a piercing.
  2. Compulsively get a tattoo.
  3. Drink scotch at 9am.
  4. Compulsively dye your hair.
  5. Ignore your texts.
  6. Adopt an animal.
    Just make sure you are really going to commit to this lifestyle change.
  7. Have a baby.
    See above.
  8. Eat a liege waffle.