How to Be Dead (Without Dying)
I'm fine though.
- 1.Three glasses of scotch.
- 2.One box of kraft Mac n cheese.
- 3.Sleep all day. Zzquill, Benadryl etc. Just no benzos mixed with alcohol. Then you will be really dead maybe.
- 4.Watch a full season of your favorite mind-numbing TV show.
- 5.Buy a box of chocolates and eat it all in front of the TV.
- 6.Eat some cannabis infused gold fish crackers.
- 7.Lie down very still with your arms crossed over your chest. You probably won't like this. Being dead probably isn't a ton of fun.