How to Be Dead (Without Dying)
I'm fine though.
- •Three glasses of scotch.
- •One box of kraft Mac n cheese.
- •Sleep all day. Zzquill, Benadryl etc. Just no benzos mixed with alcohol. Then you will be really dead maybe.
- •Watch a full season of your favorite mind-numbing TV show.
- •Buy a box of chocolates and eat it all in front of the TV.
- •Eat some cannabis infused gold fish crackers.
- •Lie down very still with your arms crossed over your chest. You probably won't like this. Being dead probably isn't a ton of fun.