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Z2y

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How to Be Dead (Without Dying)

I'm fine though.
  1. 1.
    Three glasses of scotch.
  2. 2.
    One box of kraft Mac n cheese.
  3. 3.
    Sleep all day. Zzquill, Benadryl etc. Just no benzos mixed with alcohol. Then you will be really dead maybe.
  4. 4.
    Watch a full season of your favorite mind-numbing TV show.
  5. 5.
    Buy a box of chocolates and eat it all in front of the TV.
  6. 6.
    Eat some cannabis infused gold fish crackers.
  7. 7.
    Lie down very still with your arms crossed over your chest. You probably won't like this. Being dead probably isn't a ton of fun.