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How to Name Your Abbot Kinney Restaurant

  1. Pick a word or name that starts with a soft g sound.
  2. Not just any word or name, it should be something elaborate and exotic, not in English.
  3. Since it's not an English word or name, everyone will have to wonder if it is in fact a word OR a name. Or is it made up gibberish? Nobody knows and that's part of the fun.
  4. Once you've chosen the word or name, you have to decide if you want the j to come before the g or the g to come before the j.
    For example, will it be gjamiliatta or jgamiliatta ? Entirely up to you.
  5. That's it. You did it. Now all you have to do is make sure the chairs are made of cold metal and have no lower back support.