How to Write a Dope Rap Song About Your Life
- 1.Think up a few things you could confidently brag about.For example, I might be like "one upon a time no one liked my instagrams but now I never get less than 11 likes." Try to make it rhyme though. Add "thanks, haters." Whenever you can.
- 2.On this note, it is good if you can work the way things used to be into your brag.Started with a 1994 Volvo, now I got a 2015 prius c. Bitches.
- 3.If you were to murder someone/multiple people, how would you do it?In other words, figure out your murderer identity. Do you use guns, knives, explosives?
- 4.Be specific about just how much money you have in the bank. Also, maybe you have so much money that you don't even keep all of it in a bank. Maybe you line your walls with it. Think outside the box.
- 5.What do you love to do in bed? Now is the time to tell the world about it, and don't be afraid to get graphic!
- 6.What are your favorite parts of a woman's body? Talk about them as if they are objects. What are her breasts like? Basketballs? Ping pong balls? Don't be afraid to get offensive.
- 7.What do you hate about women? Talk about that.
- 8.Finally: what makes you better than everybody else? This will be the core of your song so make it good.