Either
  1. Meditate on what you want and what part of your body you want it on. Phrases or images that have held meaning for you for a long time and stand out in your mind are wise choices. Research the best in the business e.g Shamrock on sunset. Pay a minimum of $150.
  2. Hang out with a friend who owns tattoo equipment. Pick a little design from a Google search for "stick n poke designs", then apply tattoo to whatever body part you can reach the easiest.