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Lunch With My Dad

Normally not a fan of this type of list but wow this was special
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    Dad explained line by line why "Empire State of mind" by Jay-z and alicia Keyes is his new favorite song/a super smart song
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    Dad explained why if I don't change my lifestyle I will be dead by 40.
    Never again will I try to be open with my dad by telling him I smoked hookah with strippers and then got strep throat. In a weird way I thought he might be proud. Turns out somewhere along the line he turned into my mom. Joke is on me.
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    @natasha ps don't tell mom how I got strep throat thanks