Requested by Nicholas Kraft



People on This Amtrak Are:

  1. 1.
    A super cute little boy narrating the scenery to his mom
  2. 2.
    A gaggle of Japanese tourists applying makeup
  3. 3.
    A bunch of old people who are hogging the handicapped area with extra leg room etc
  4. 4.
    Me, on xanax, asleep with the chair arm digging into my back
  5. 5.
    A murderer