Reasons I Dont Really Care About Ben and Jen

  1. 1.
    When I was five my dad was away for three months filming a movie with Ben Affleck and so I resent him. My dad missed most of that summer vacation and it was total bullshit.
  2. 2.
    Jennifer Garner scares me.
  3. 3.
    They stole the names I wanted to name my daughters one day.
    Violet and Serafina. So fucking pretty.
  4. 4.
    With that being said I hope they both find happiness in their future endeavors.