Reasons I Wont Ever Be a Pop Star
- 1.I'm tired and I like naps. As I understand it, a lot of energy is required consistently while on tour. Halfway through i show I would be like "I'm done. Sorry. I'm just done. Goodnight Alabamaaaa!!!"
- 2.Social anxiety, performance anxiety.
- 3.Fear of small airplanes.
- 4.Fear of large crowds.
- 5.Existential dread whenever someone acknowledges me in any way, big or small.
- 6.I can't sing.