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Z2y

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Reasons I Wont Ever Be a Pop Star

  1. 1.
    I'm tired and I like naps. As I understand it, a lot of energy is required consistently while on tour. Halfway through i show I would be like "I'm done. Sorry. I'm just done. Goodnight Alabamaaaa!!!"
  2. 2.
    Social anxiety, performance anxiety.
  3. 3.
    Fear of small airplanes.
  4. 4.
    Fear of large crowds.
  5. 5.
    Existential dread whenever someone acknowledges me in any way, big or small.
  6. 6.
    I can't sing.