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Reasons the New Poltergeist Movie Was Dope

Saw in 3D with @onlinealison this morning
  1. Lane from mad men was in it
  2. The female pimp from Hung plays his love interest
  3. The family seeks help at the "department of paranormal activity"
  4. They used a rope to communicate with the realm of the afterlife aka limbo
  5. Then they sent a drone with a video camera to record what it's like over there
  6. Sam Rockwell is a dilf
  7. The teenage daughter's friend sends a text that says: "I'm so fat. Can't live :("
  8. @onlinealison did I forget anything?