Reasons the New Poltergeist Movie Was Dope
Saw in 3D with @onlinealison this morning
- •Lane from mad men was in it
- •The female pimp from Hung plays his love interest
- •The family seeks help at the "department of paranormal activity"
- •They used a rope to communicate with the realm of the afterlife aka limbo
- •Then they sent a drone with a video camera to record what it's like over there
- •Sam Rockwell is a dilf
- •The teenage daughter's friend sends a text that says: "I'm so fat. Can't live :("
- •@onlinealison did I forget anything?