1. Rooney Mara is chilling.
    What do we think of me reversing my name so that it's Lisbon Zara? Stupid? I'm kind of into it.
  2. Jude Law's hairline. Riveting.
  3. A lesbian sex scene. (Kind of).
  4. Wait, can Channing Tatum act??
    You will wonder this throughout. The question is never fully answered.
  5. Incredible soundtrack by Thomas Newman.