Reasons Why My Roommate Is the Best
- 1.She is HAPPY about the catholic school children that wake us up at 8am every morning. They make her feel nostalgic.
- 2.She brought me a gigantic bottle of scotch.
- 3.She has befriended the neighbors on my behalf--I've been here for a month and ignoring everyone to the best of my ability. She got here two nights ago and is friends with them all. Social effort required from me: zero.
- 4.Thinks Los Angeles is magical. Has never lived in a big city before!!!
- 5.Believes that we will both be successful authors one day. That is dope energy to be around.