Reasons Why My Roommate Is the Best

  1. 1.
    She is HAPPY about the catholic school children that wake us up at 8am every morning. They make her feel nostalgic.
  2. 2.
    She brought me a gigantic bottle of scotch.
  3. 3.
    She has befriended the neighbors on my behalf--I've been here for a month and ignoring everyone to the best of my ability. She got here two nights ago and is friends with them all. Social effort required from me: zero.
  4. 4.
    Thinks Los Angeles is magical. Has never lived in a big city before!!!
  5. 5.
    Believes that we will both be successful authors one day. That is dope energy to be around.