Reasons Why Sushi Is an Outrageous and Inappropriate Thing to Eat
And yet, y'all pay tons of money for it. Feel like I'm going to be attacked by a mob.
- •It's slimy
- •It's cold
- •It's often times SEE THROUGH so that you can see these empty lifeless veins
- •There is a 75% chance it actually comes from outer space.
- •There is a 100% minus 75% chance it comes from THE OCEAN. ugh. Awful.Not a math genius sorry.
- •It's uncooked! Are you guys out of your minds?
- •Mercury.Every time you eat an uncooked fish, Mercury goes into retrograde. Also, there is Mercury in sushi.