Reasons Why Sushi Is an Outrageous and Inappropriate Thing to Eat
And yet, y'all pay tons of money for it. Feel like I'm going to be attacked by a mob.
- 1.It's slimy
- 2.It's cold
- 3.It's often times SEE THROUGH so that you can see these empty lifeless veins
- 4.There is a 75% chance it actually comes from outer space.
- 5.There is a 100% minus 75% chance it comes from THE OCEAN. ugh. Awful.Not a math genius sorry.
- 6.It's uncooked! Are you guys out of your minds?
- 7.Mercury.Every time you eat an uncooked fish, Mercury goes into retrograde. Also, there is Mercury in sushi.