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Reasons Why Sushi Is an Outrageous and Inappropriate Thing to Eat

And yet, y'all pay tons of money for it. Feel like I'm going to be attacked by a mob.
  1. 1.
    It's slimy
  2. 2.
    It's cold
  3. 3.
    It's often times SEE THROUGH so that you can see these empty lifeless veins
  4. 4.
    There is a 75% chance it actually comes from outer space.
  5. 5.
    There is a 100% minus 75% chance it comes from THE OCEAN. ugh. Awful.
    Not a math genius sorry.
  6. 6.
    It's uncooked! Are you guys out of your minds?
  7. 7.
    Mercury.
    Every time you eat an uncooked fish, Mercury goes into retrograde. Also, there is Mercury in sushi.