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Z2y

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The Freud 101 Dream I Keep Having

  1. I'm with my girlfriends.
  2. We are just chatting, having fun.
  3. Then it is revealed that in addition to vaginas, they all actually also have penises.
  4. So, all men in the world have a penis AND all women in the world have both.
  5. I am the only one in the world who doesn't have a penis.
  6. I panic, feel profoundly inadequate.
  7. Then I wake up and Im like WTF WAS THAT
  8. For the record, when I'm awake, a penis is literally the very last thing I would ever want.