The Freud 101 Dream I Keep Having
- •I'm with my girlfriends.
- •We are just chatting, having fun.
- •Then it is revealed that in addition to vaginas, they all actually also have penises.
- •So, all men in the world have a penis AND all women in the world have both.
- •I am the only one in the world who doesn't have a penis.
- •I panic, feel profoundly inadequate.
- •Then I wake up and Im like WTF WAS THAT
- •For the record, when I'm awake, a penis is literally the very last thing I would ever want.