The Oscars, by Someone Who Didn't Watch the Oscars
- •Boyhood was in no way the best picture, and so consequentially it did not win best picture.
- •Actresses wore dresses. Some looked good and some looked bad. Lady Gaga wore dish gloves.
- •Joan rivers wasn't mentioned in the list of people who have passed away and that's fucked up. Glad i boycotted this stupid awards show.
- •Leo didn't win an award.
- •Disabilities and mental illness.
- •Meryl Streep.