The Vmas, by Someone Who Didn't See the Vmas

  1. Miley took selfies
  2. Nicki Minaj was like yo bitch
  3. Taylor swift made amends with Nicki and Kanye in an epic ass-kissing fest
  4. Kanye said a lot of things!
  5. Justin Bieber had new weird hair
  6. Britney Spears was also there
  7. Kim Kardashian's nipples tho!
  8. I think this award show is about music videos?