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The Zara Lisbon Formula for Killing Airplane Anxiety

Don't try this at home
  1. 1.
    .25mg Xanax on the way to airport
  2. 2.
    .5 mg Xanax after the security line
  3. 3.
    1 shot of scotch at the airport pub
  4. 4.
    .25 mg Xanax while boarding
  5. 5.
    Fall asleep before take off
  6. 6.
    Order 2nd alcoholic beverage if you wake up mid flight
  7. 7.
    Walk around NYC in a whimsical daze.