Things That Will Happen at Ali's Birthday Party Tonight
Everyone is invited. All you have to do is text me or @onlinealison
- 1.@onlinealison will be approached by a stranger who tells her she's very funny on Twitter.
- 2.I will saw a woman in half.Hopefully it won't be you, but I can't promise.
- 3.We will gossip about everyone from the list app who doesn't attend.So you should probably be there.
- 4.You'll get to meet a real life blobfish
- 5.Quick field trip to Palo Alto to visit the various locations in which they filmed "Palo Alto".
- 6.We'll have an academic discussion on The Bachelor.
- 7.We'll go back to Ali's and then I will force you to get a stick and poke tattoo.
- 8.Please note that this has been the first ever party invitation to happen on List App.