Things That Will Happen at Ali's Birthday Party Tonight
Everyone is invited. All you have to do is text me or @onlinealison
- •@onlinealison will be approached by a stranger who tells her she's very funny on Twitter.
- •I will saw a woman in half.Hopefully it won't be you, but I can't promise.
- •We will gossip about everyone from the list app who doesn't attend.So you should probably be there.
- •You'll get to meet a real life blobfish
- •Quick field trip to Palo Alto to visit the various locations in which they filmed "Palo Alto".
- •We'll have an academic discussion on The Bachelor.
- •We'll go back to Ali's and then I will force you to get a stick and poke tattoo.
- •Please note that this has been the first ever party invitation to happen on List App.