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Things to Do at the Grove on Christmas Eve

  1. Hangout with a live gingerbread man
  2. Eat a wetzels pretzel
  3. Sneak away from your family to drink scotch alone at while "you're nobody til somebody loves you" plays
  4. Get caught by your family
  5. Get accused of being an alcoholic
  6. Remind them that actually they are the alcoholics.
  7. Fall asleep watching Wild