Things to Do at the Grove on Christmas Eve
- •Hangout with a live gingerbread man
- •Eat a wetzels pretzel
- •Sneak away from your family to drink scotch alone at while "you're nobody til somebody loves you" plays
- •Get caught by your family
- •Get accused of being an alcoholic
- •Remind them that actually they are the alcoholics.
- •Fall asleep watching Wild