Times Phoebe Buffay Was The Kinkiest of the "Friends" Friends
These aren't exact quotes, but they're close. I am a friends expert.
- •She used to work as a sex operator"It will be better than my last job. Probably won't have to say 'spank' as much." Then, off Ross' confused look, "oh right, like you never called."
- •Was a porn starTo be fair this turned out to be her twin sister. But for a good half an episode we thought it was her.
- •Has spied on Monica nakedHer excuse: "I'm curious about the human body"
- •Likes spanking"I also appreciate a light spanning."
- •Claims that she hangs boyfriend Mike from a water pipe with industrial grade handcuffs
- •Sluts R UsRachel: she looked like she worked at sluts r us. Phoebe: is that a real place? Are they hiring?
- •Broke her leg because of a typographical error in a sex manual
- •Tells Rachel and Monica that her hippity hop is "a god send, if you know what I mean", then winks.
- •As a homeless teenager, she used her breasts to get money from people on the streets.Whoa, dark.
- •"He treats me like a princess. Except in bed when he treats me like the naughty girl I am."
- •Has her boyfriend wear her lacy underwear
- •Gets fired from her massage place for sleeping with a married client."I got fired for being a whore. So I started asking people on the streets if they'd pay me for a massage and then they thought I was a whore too!"
- •Threesomes"You're going to love Mary Ellen. She's sweet and smart and I can't tell you how I know this, but she's not opposed to threesomes."