Spoiler: I didn't die any of these times
  1. When I swallowed too much pasta and thought I was choking
  2. When I was at hurricane harbor and went to the top of a water slide and it was too high up and the stairs were rusty and I was sure they were going to collapse under me
  3. When my throat hurt so I drank some lidocaine and it felt like I swallowed a balloon of cocaine. Not good.
  4. When I took Zzzquil and then remembered I had already taken a Benadryl and then the world started fading away and I thought I was dying but really I was just falling into the best sleep ever