Types of Famous That I Am
- •List app famous.79 followers. If that isn't fame idk what is.
- •Quadruplex famous.Just moved into a building with 4 units...EVERYONE in the other three units knows who I am and is always in my business trying to get gossip on me.
- •Cousin famous.Some of my Canadian cousins have never been to la and assume that if you're from here you're at least a little famous. They're always like "do you know lindsay lohan?!" And I'm like "maybe I do maybe I don't."
- •Baja Fresh famous.When I walk into the Baja Fresh on la cienaga everybody knows who I am and treats me like I'm a little bit more special than everyone else.
- •Solipsism famous.In my mind I am the only person who truly exists, and therefore am the most famous.